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I will warn you: I say fuck a lot. and fucking. and fucker. and motherfucker. and I talk about fucking. I want to fuck things. Fuckers! FUCK
Okay! I just linked to favstar and now I totally get the whole star thing! Woot for my learning curve!! xoxox ;)
All we really want is someone to fuck us like a slut, love us madly, and take us to a hockey game now and then - Girls like me.
I will say one thing about rainy days... I LOVE the way they sound on our metal roof :) <3
Alright, just give me all the stars... nobody has to get hurt!!
The fav star has become Twitter's "like" button ;)
Keep star fucking me like that and I just might start stalking you (crazy isn't just a clever title)
Thus girl is all wearing shorts and heels and bending over in front of me... ooooo i wanna smack that ass :P
I hate it when the person who drew the coloring book is lazier than I am.. I have to go in and add the lines they missed :P
My husband suggested that I have PMS... on a totally unrelated note, I am going to need some help hiding this body...
I totally dropped the soap, but nobody would pick it up for me, so I didn't get to fuck anything! :P What's the point of jail?? :P
Crazy Tip: love a crazy girl unconditionally or not at all.....
It is hotter than a wet snatch out here!
I sure will be glad when my emotions are stabilized... and I sure appreciate those of you who stick with me while in the process xoxox <3
My dogs Ninja Fart... you don't hear them or even know they are there until they PUNCH you in the fucking nose...
I'll love you as much as I will eventually hate you, I promise...
So, if you do the right thing for the wrong reason... it is still the right thing to do, right?
Remember this: Just because you are ready to meet your soulmate, doesn't mean your soulmate is ready to meet you xoxo <3
I am just sitting here listening to music, staring at my timeline :P I don't know what to do with myself tonight :P
oh man I love you guys xoxo
~ Switch ~ Bipolar Princess ~ Bisexual (Omnisexual) ~ Married ~ Crazy, Kinky, All of the Above ~ BFF of @HisDancingBitch ~