I will warn you: I say fuck a lot. and fucking. and fucker. and motherfucker. and I talk about fucking. I want to fuck things. Fuckers! FUCK

Okay! I just linked to favstar and now I totally get the whole star thing! Woot for my learning curve!! xoxox ;)

All we really want is someone to fuck us like a slut, love us madly, and take us to a hockey game now and then - Girls like me.

I will say one thing about rainy days... I LOVE the way they sound on our metal roof :) <3

Alright, just give me all the stars... nobody has to get hurt!!

The fav star has become Twitter's "like" button ;)

Keep star fucking me like that and I just might start stalking you (crazy isn't just a clever title)

Thus girl is all wearing shorts and heels and bending over in front of me... ooooo i wanna smack that ass :P

I hate it when the person who drew the coloring book is lazier than I am.. I have to go in and add the lines they missed :P

My husband suggested that I have PMS... on a totally unrelated note, I am going to need some help hiding this body...

I totally dropped the soap, but nobody would pick it up for me, so I didn't get to fuck anything! :P What's the point of jail?? :P

Crazy Tip: love a crazy girl unconditionally or not at all.....

It is hotter than a wet snatch out here!

I sure will be glad when my emotions are stabilized... and I sure appreciate those of you who stick with me while in the process xoxox <3

My dogs Ninja Fart... you don't hear them or even know they are there until they PUNCH you in the fucking nose...

I'll love you as much as I will eventually hate you, I promise...

So, if you do the right thing for the wrong reason... it is still the right thing to do, right?

Remember this: Just because you are ready to meet your soulmate, doesn't mean your soulmate is ready to meet you xoxo <3

I am just sitting here listening to music, staring at my timeline :P I don't know what to do with myself tonight :P

oh man I love you guys xoxo