I drove home behind a car with bullet holes today. So there's that.

Just tie-dyed a white bag I ruined... the bag looks cute, I'm blue though...

Going to the gym because I felt like today could use a dash of dillusional.

How would you go about paying a yeti to shovel your driveway in a snowstorm?

So I survived the haunted house but I left my dignity somewhere between the grave yard and the deliverance shck full of entrails.

I don't trust anorexic women on cooking shows.

I was expecting to be tired after a 14 hour work day , but suprisingly... oh wait.... yeah, no I'm freaking exhausted.

My gym is having a pizza party. A little counter-productive...

People smoking outside the gym make me giggle.

You should at least remember being a pain in the ass...

first day back from vacation... jumping right back into work. i already need another vacation.

I didn't realize it was bring your slow and annoying family to the mall day.