If the guy was flashbanged, I'm not sure how they can read him any rights. They'd probably have to show him.

Aside from Star Trek, virtually every hollywood film that takes place in the future since the 80s has been dystopian. Unambitious.

Easy to feel helpless and hopeless in times like these. Love and kindness aren't instant cures, but they create a solid base to work from.

Sometimes someone runs their fingers through your hair and it makes you cry and sometimes you can never go back to the hair salon again.

You can't tell, but I'm totally tweeting this with a thick Russian accent.

Also: if this is the superflu, I’M taking over Vegas as my kingdom. Fuck Randall Flagg. I’m the Walkin’ Dude up in this piece.

Antiques Roadshow, Downton Abbey, and eating a meal I made myself. Grown-Up LARPing is pretty neat.

The world would be a better place if The Celestine Prophecy had been followed by The Celestine Ultimatum and The Celestine Supremacy.

Daughter, age 4, saw picture of Adam West and Burt Ward. Said "that's Superman and Supergirl!"

Poor Burt Ward.

I think.

I wonder how Alton Brown would cook Guy Fieri?

If Dr Seuss were a tweeter he'd tweet tweets on his twitter with care in each letter so tweeters who are bitter would all tweet a bit better

George Bush resigned from the NRA in 1995 despite being an avid hunter and gun owner. Here's the letter he sent:  http://www.nytimes.com/1995/05/11/us/letter-of-resignation-sent-by-bush-to-rifle-association.html …