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Welcome Apple iOS5 customers to what us Android peeps called 'Android 1.5'. You're only 2 years behind now...
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
A 3d-printer that can make guns?
Pffft, that's nothing!
I've had a Canon printer for years.
'Lumia' means whore in Spanish. Well played, Nokia. Describing your relationship with Microsoft, are we?
I've just been to the garage to top my tyres up with air. They've increased the price to 60p.
That's inflation for you.
'The Iron Lady' has been classified PG.
It's unsuitable for miners.
I spied a Nexus Two running Android 3.0 (Gingerbread) at work today... Wonder if that excites Android peeps :-) It's a Samsung this time...
I've just written a book on reverse psychology. But it's shit and you shouldn't buy it.
A horse walks into a bar. "Too late" says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now". "He's right" sighs Richard III
The Vatican are organising a leaving collection for the outgoing Pontiff.
Donations can be made via Papal.
Tank fly, boss walk, jam nitty gritty. These are the tweets of a guy in the big, bad city. This is AndiTails.