Welcome Apple iOS5 customers to what us Android peeps called 'Android 1.5'. You're only 2 years behind now...

This news just in... CNN has moved London. That's right. Look: http://t.co/IwjnB0fm

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.

A 3d-printer that can make guns?

Pffft, that's nothing!

I've had a Canon printer for years.

'Lumia' means whore in Spanish. Well played, Nokia. Describing your relationship with Microsoft, are we?

LOL!!! RT @a1: The awkward moment when your friends fat arm makes you look naked http://twitpic.com/46g78t

I've just been to the garage to top my tyres up with air. They've increased the price to 60p.

That's inflation for you.

'The Iron Lady' has been classified PG.


It's unsuitable for miners.

I spied a Nexus Two running Android 3.0 (Gingerbread) at work today... Wonder if that excites Android peeps :-) It's a Samsung this time...

I've just written a book on reverse psychology. But it's shit and you shouldn't buy it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Too late" says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now". "He's right" sighs Richard III

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@paulobrien Seems anyone can apply - link on the main site goes to: http://t.co/GiPqckwY

The Vatican are organising a leaving collection for the outgoing Pontiff.

Donations can be made via Papal.

@suburban_guard Why not admit the real reason to pre-cancel all the services was to avoid all the late train fines and keep season tix money

@paulobrien A Jobs section for people called Steve?

Steve Jobs tribute Apple logo: http://t.co/iUYrDo7L

One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

New home needed for the very beautiful Pico (male) cat http://t.co/Yax38k1k Plz RT to find him a lovely caring home. Owner moving away

Apple should just call themselves
(Google)-1yr

*yawn*