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FB ads keep telling me they can help me find a boyfriend and I'm all "Did you not SEE my cat tweet? Don't worry Facebook. I am fiiiiiine."
You know you're watching a '90s tv show when Savage Garden is heavily featured in any H.S. dance scene.
I watched Griffey from the time he was a Bellingham Mariner. He is and always will be my favorite baseball player.
Sister: Maybe my headache is caused by gluten.
Me: Get out of my apartment.
S: We're in my apartment.
Me: Oh...Get out of your apartment
I am the Michael Jordan of eating this sandwich.
My show went great and now I'm home eating Taco Bell and watching the Disney version of The Wind In the Willows. I'm pretty cool.
Plan for tomorrow. Eat a half gallon of ice cream? Eat a gallon of ice cream.
Today has been a day and I didn't even go to work. Tear down of apt 409 is mostly complete. If I have to do it again in 2 weeks I will cry.