No Enjolras this isn't time for your bad knock knock jokes #whosthere #frenchrevolution #nostopit #youarentfunny #nowimtalkingtomyselfoops

@arikamatoba @eliseranderson You guys need to see this oh my god I can't stop laughing  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCg1-f4khRU …

A Fall Out Boy song title #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

@afi is just amazing. #fact #dontarguewithme

'Everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world' -All Time Low

Now my mom's listening to @davidarchie's Christmas CD in the kitchen :) #fb

You might say Valjean was jumping to conclusions. But then Javert did so quite literally so.... #ajokeinbadtaste

Calm down Valjean; Pontmercy didn't even mention marriage in that note.

"A heart full of song, I'm doing everything all wrong" Marius you chose to stalk and declare love for a girl you just met #everythingiswrong

I do like all the musical numbers happening so far though. #oscars2013

So um I'm kind of freaking out right now; I'd never considered Berklee but wow I can't believe this pic.twitter.com/Ey0NF54Z

Every time someone mispronounces "Bon Iver" a hipster has a heart attack.

"I would have you right here on this desk until you begged for pancake. Twice." #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithPancake

You know it's a Fall Out Boy song when the title is longer than the song quote.

"Oh no, honey, not with THOSE shoes." pic.twitter.com/oI3wi0zGdS

Skipped around the RENT stdk & when One Song Glory and La Vie Boheme came up I remembered @shosannadreyfus #weshouldlivestream #buttimezones

The only time I drink milk of my own free will is out of my 14 year old Winnie the Pooh cup w/a straw and strawberry syrup #truestory

I'll never have a single clue about what @horse_ebooks tweets but I'll always laugh wholeheartedly anyway #howaretheirtweetsthishilariousomg

Song of the moment: "When I Was Your Man" (Bruno Mars cover) - Aaron Tveit

The next time Mormons come knocking at my door, how much of a jerk move would it be to sing "Hello" from The Book of Mormon? #omgimnotsorry