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A mischief of mice walk into a bar. The bar gets closed due to a health and safety violation.
BILL BRASKY WAS A SONOFABITCH
That last tweet is dangerous without a comma
Firm, but loving.
I'm sad that there is so much passive aggression on twitter... If you have something to say to someone, say it to someone.
Happy 40th Birthday, Led Zeppelin 4. Let's all grow our hair to celebrate.
Welcome to "The Morning After". Featuring: Myself, My Roomate, and the girl he brought home...
"Be nice to your dad, he's beautiful. He's so beautiful" -Old man to child on streetcar
"Breakfast in bed? No. Breakfast IS the bed!" -Ad for inflatable toast mattress
And the photographers eat from a trough.
What did one investor say to another?
I stick out at this investment bankers conference like a poor thumb.
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