Happy Birthday, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 1: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness. I love you so very, very much. @coheed

You can get a free large pizza for only 7 papa points today. I have 6. KAAAAAAAAHN! KAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Stood up to stretch, got a cramp, fell down, coffee everywhere. Why do I have my bottle opener?

So, @coheed releases a new deluxe edition of #Afterman and a single on the same day. Line in the song - 'Save your money, baby'

The winner of the Idaho Potato Bowl gets...a bowl of potatoes. Not sure why I was expecting something else.

It's 12/12/12! You know what that means, don't you? It's just over 988yrs until 01/01/01!

No. I am not going to listen to any song from Descension until 2/5/13. Not gonna do it. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Remember that time when @coheed put on a FREE show? Man, talk about assholes! Fuck that shit!

The backing vocals provided by @chonnye on Mothers of Men are hauntingly beautiful

It's just one big @coheed orgy right now

@the_james_champ what? What's wrong with two dudes just hanging out nude together? Maybe they bake some cookies, play monopoly. What?

I've met some of the most fascinating people I have ever known thanks to @coheed

@priseambellina get crackin' or I'll become a mad man. HA! That was horrible.

ADP just informed me my taxes went up. Yip yip yip fuck you.

Would anyone care to have a bit of fun?

@hex_is_bored I love watching baseball on the tele. I still love you cause you're so sexy

What you see is a man trembling with confidence

Wore my onesie under my clothes while I was shoveling. One of my few brilliant ideas.

People who made my year - Ladies of the Fence cause they're so sexy. And cake.

@kimmy_kilgannon oh I see. This is why we're friends. Otherwise, I'd've been nude a top a basket company doing the foxtrot...