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"Itself, itself, itself, itself, itself..." - History
Gotye just friended me on Facebook. Says we used to know each other.
Is low self-esteem the new sexy yet?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a flu is a good guy with a flu.
What doesn't kill you clearly hasn't listened to you talk about yourself for the past two hours.
Man, if these walls could just shut the fuck up.
Stoner: It's 420 somewhere! Me: No, it's only ten past. Stoner: Still! 420 somewhere! Me: You don't "get" Time at all, do you? Stoner: 420!
Me? I'm going as dull guy at party who followed you around all night then found you on Facebook even tho you only gave him your first name.
I'll never forget where I was when I first heard that JFK was an airport.
So glad I didn't inherit Dad's habit of fucking Mom.
"Who's a good Rape? Does Rape want a treat? Sit, Rape!" Rape is a serious crime. Not a dog. Please think twice before naming your dog Rape.
Arnold Palmer looks fantastic considering he's half lemonade.
I can't tell you how inarticulate I feel right now.
I'd pay extra for a No More Crying Myself To Sleep shampoo.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is on my bucket list.
Meanwhile, over on Facebook, someone I don't know just liked that someone else I don't know's Mom is in the hospital.
Jeez. Why'd you call the place Jack in the Box, if I can't jerk off in the booths?
"People who write LOL and have not actually laughed out loud are all rapists and murderers." - Maya Angelou
Cage-dancer/Philosopher/Cat fancier. For a nominal fee I will interpretive sign-dance your bar mitzvah/wedding/childbirth.