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Retweeting is a fine art. And not everyone's an artist!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You sl**! How many is a brazilian?
And I'm back to the hiring zone!! Aww I'm such a gem of an employee!! *dons on my magnifying glass*
Relationship status - Siri
There's something about Maggie !!
I respect food. But how did you think I can eat just anything that you cook?!
I DROPPED MY PHONE. THE NEW ONE. FOR THE FIRST TIME. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S GONNA BE OKAY😱😭😭
Amitabh Bachhan is the most overrated person in India!!
Breaking News: Maruti Suzuki sues Apple for $1 Billion. Accuses it of stealing 'Slide to Unlock' idea from Omni van! :D #BBM
It's not a rule to always smile in your pictures. It's more about capturing varying degrees of moods.
I just made this frozen banana ice cream and OMFG it's so amazing!! Slurping the bowl away!!
Lately I've been working lot of magic around! Wishes answered and dreams fulfilled!! I won't say too good 2believe. It's all mine to embrace
Where there is a will there are your dreams.
Cleverly disguised as responsible adult. Law of attraction.Fitness enthusiast.Carrie Bradshaw is my alter ego.Prone 2 laughter attacks. Oblivious 2 obvious :)