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Pretty sure most of you are your own Twitter crush.
Just tried to *squirt* and ended up pissing on my couch, and cat :(
My chin. Your balls.
Looking for a guy with a boner to cook me breakfast.
Due to technical difficulties, I will be rubbin' one out, manually.
Man the fuck up and lick my butthole!
Chicks take huge shits too, guys. Remember that next time you see a hottie.
Oh I'm sorry. Couldn't hear you. Was busy being fucking awesome!!!
This clit boner is 'bout to bust through my pants.
I don't fuck on the first date. Pffffffttttt! JUST KIDDING!!!
Guy Fieri has to be the ugliest lesbian I've ever seen.
Won't lie. I pull over when I see horses screwing.
Wanna say to my ex (since he still follows me) hope u get a chance to suck a fat hard one, cuz Lord knows I never had that chance with u :)
Beautiful day to wear a sundress, without underwear.
Him: Let's have sex.
Him: Are you sleeping?
Him: Are you fake sleeping?
Feel my boobs, n' stuff.
Fuck my mouth you asshole!
American: LOL. Asian: ROR.
The fastest way to a man's heart is a saw and rib clamps. Oasis junkie. Learning bass guitar.