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I need volunteers.need bodies to strap to a backboard-practice walking backwards up stairs. Have beer and you can fuck my sister #takenumber
Kind of concerned I will be on Taxicab confessions next month.
My 7 year old giggles at these Halloween stores while I just walk around and shit myself. #hardcore
Am I the only one who pulls up next to construction workers and wonders how many women they've pulled a train on #kinky #hotnbothered
Hubbys colonostomy is 21 hours away and I can't stop making gay jokes #badwife
I'm considering making it a movie day in bed.I'm that cold. Oh look...a vibrator. #ponderings
Why do people always want to talk late at night during my ambian trance? Vent away but consider any advice FUCKEDUP
Atheism is synonymous with freedom and freedom of thought, which, IMO, are highly positive and desirable #word #athiest
Antonio Banderas is a specimen alight....like the type that comes out of my asshole #nothot
First word out of my mouth today when the officer approached was a long drawn out FUCK. He immediately looked at my tits #stillgotit
Wow...he was right...have not shit right in a week. #first
Can't stop masturbating. #googlefire
Sisters night #milfcamping #beerme
I CAN bullshit a bullshitter....you stand corrected...cock is my favorite word.