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Normal is merely average.
Irony: Ppl panicking over long-term effects of cell phone usage, yet ignore split-second consequences of using mobile devices while driving.
Looking back on the last 10 yrs, I have no regrets for choosing to be too school for cool.
Father of the bride's advice for a successful marriage: "Fall in love many times, but always with the same person."
I'd trade vacancy in the Women's room for more female programmers in the workplace #SiliconValleyDreamin
This is one day out of the year that will never cease to be one of the most important in my life.
Pigeons identify faces?! Those little turds have been using me as target practice - should have known synchronous pooping is no coincidence!
My food delivery came with a free liter of Fanta. I spy racial profiling. At least this time it's working in my favor.