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420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through.
Imagine if McAuley and LaSalle combined...
I'll never understand why certain people treat other people with such little respect. It's not hard to treat people nicely.
I'm going to buy an R-rated movie ticket tonight because that's what seventeen year-olds do.
Making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. Words of wisdom.
Dear woman who just waxed my eyebrows,
Thank you for waxing my eyebrows off. I would rather draw them on, anyway.
I have learned more chemistry from Breaking Bad than my actual chemistry class.
It's hard for me to trust people who claim they don't pee in the shower
Maddie commented my number on Miley Cyrus' Instagram saying it was Miley's number and now I have people from Texas calling me...
Well...now accepting donations for my college tuition.
In all seriousness, I don't see how anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with me.
If your status ain't hood I ain't checkin' for him betta be street if he lookin' at me I need a soldier that ain't scared to stand up for me
My girlfriend tried Skyline for the first time and loved it. Yep, she's a keeper.
Your point of view is medieval if you cannot accept the fact that two people of the same gender can be in love with one another.
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.