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420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through.
Imagine if McAuley and LaSalle combined...
I'm going to buy an R-rated movie ticket tonight because that's what seventeen year-olds do.
Making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. Words of wisdom.
Dear woman who just waxed my eyebrows,
Thank you for waxing my eyebrows off. I would rather draw them on, anyway.
I have learned more chemistry from Breaking Bad than my actual chemistry class.
It's hard for me to trust people who claim they don't pee in the shower
Maddie commented my number on Miley Cyrus' Instagram saying it was Miley's number and now I have people from Texas calling me...
In all seriousness, I don't see how anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with me.
If your status ain't hood I ain't checkin' for him betta be street if he lookin' at me I need a soldier that ain't scared to stand up for me
Where's Kanye West when you need him?
Hard to believe two months have already passed. Missing you more and more every day, Rachel.
Music is so much more to me than background noise. I don't know how people can listen to music and not connect it to their life in some way.
Wearing a bathing suit the next time I go to Riverbend so I can swim in everyone's thirst.
My underwear today had French fries on them. If that doesn't say something about my character, I don't know what does.