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Oh good, a Monday morning email from an ex-girlfriend asking for computer help. Try CTRL-ALT-GET-FUCKED.
I'm sorry for all the dick jokes, it's just that when I talk about my penis it's always at great length.
A new study suggests that couples who refer to themselves as 'we' not only enjoy better and longer relationships, they also have no friends.
Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
Wise words, but frankly I don't have time to blow everyone I meet. This isn't college.
Wise words, but frankly I don't have time to blow everyone I meet. This isn't college.
Aw, Joe Jonas was dumped? Well Joe, time to go out and get some new pus...er, go drink your sorro...er, pray, I guess. Haha jesus.
Facebook turns six years old today. Which explains why Sarah Palin loves exploiting it for political purposes.
The world's largest cave has been found in Vietnam. But you wouldn't know that because YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN.
Facebook is so cool you can organize your friends into neat little groups and then continue not talking to any of them.
Not sure why the alarm clock went off this morning but I'm currently not speaking to myself until I receive a formal apology.
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