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  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!!
    But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer.

    She never even knew.

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    DadandBuriedbulldoza86One2thTEXANlucy_nyholm123bearcub577QuickandSisilittlebear_730ToxicProbably
    • 1,682
    • RETWEETS
    One2thTEXANlucy_nyholm123littlebear_730hippiemama610Maxine12333NIV7sephirhamiltonpelle_jons
    DeanB15savvystridermlinhartCarmel_Coleman9to5LifellvvzzzSquareKnightSgtButtCheeks
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

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    AnAverageGiantEvilPandaXgary_lankfordSteveDutzyNATxHANzerofish75HeyZeus666concretesledge_
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    jdgreenlanternrileysomethinggary_lankford55MrCleanNATxHANzerofish75HRTSMRTdontyoueventry
    MidgetsparLiberty_JunkieSoapyJohnsonLeaMehannafarleftcoastPeaceInTruth1jayna_patriceschuzamLakeOconeeBldr____
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first.

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    kimberlyintnCindyBakesItKimballHankFrankieTheAngelAnAverageGiantRomeoDeVoidLittlestSloboStillJessLS
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    CeChateauKimballHankLPkrleanNAnAverageGiantdanieliniowaLittlestSloboStillJessLSNiceLittleWife
    CroweJamhoops_DaddylovablelucasTomFuck4themorris23djr_102PORNOPINIONSunnyGirl1717ICagbanusiCarmel_ColemanDoom_JediMidgetspar
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I just googled "dying alone" and it brought me to my own twitter timeline.

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    floral_teaslarkpopeDadandBuriedAnAverageGiantSteveDutzyNATxHANToodleTweetMoshstep
    • 680
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    rulandresDadandBuriedconcretesledge_A_KuenamatataTheRealRHBrobertseuan______BareChestyejmichaels1
    chopper4jkcarpeJosephiamfasebillymeetsworld
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    My favourite part of guys in their 20's trying to pick me up is that I can tell them my number is 867-5309 and they believe me.

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    OldUncleDaveONATxHANAtticusFinch917EliHansenMusicNateIsntFunnyTheChallssun_sand_oceanCheckBackLaw
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    EliHansenMusicCheckBackLawLordofMetallicaconcretesledge_A_Kuenamatatasachi_bbsrMarkLandMarksjollyrogers81
    TheTweetParrotBlACk__ThRoaTso_amusedslyoung5BillArrundalePORNOPINIONFormerGrunt______chopper4jkfullblowndaveTheEnormity__
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    If you are honestly interested in me for me and not just sex, you are gonna get sooo much sex.

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    DadandBuriedOldUncleDaveONATxHANHeyZeus666concretesledge_RANKINMIKEEg4barrycanadian_jane
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    sachi_bbsrTheRealRHBrobertseuan______BareChestymadrigroberCatfishGoneWildOhgoddessitsmeJ_Illunninati
    VikeeysSecretMyFairCharity__savvystriderHappyHourJackchopper4jk
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North." Something you never hear in the news.

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    blarybleuartSonOfAGhostHumor_Fetishfloral_teaDadandBuriedbrocketxyzB2tWkriistol1
    • 627
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    floral_teaHahnCatherineDadandBuriedkriistol1ZirconpartialJBreversemePsydewayzNATxHAN
    BruppFWTXBlazedDonuts______SoapyJohnsonNot_From_TroydeKenstructionWolfbaneMahler____ShoutingGoddess
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    With this coupon, bras & panties are 20% off.
    That's nothing. With charm, a sense of humour and a little wine, bras & panties are 100% off.

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    DadandBuriedNATxHANconcretesledge_TheRealRHBrobertseuan______BareChestyiwearaonesieHunnerGoMeow
    • 342
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    ToodleTweetthebentonshowTheRealRHBrobertseuan______BareChestyCatfishGoneWildLimoJohnsonVashWdsUnspoken
    JerIsJokingThe_MartiniGirlkdubcomedySuperStripers
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I just dropped $2 somewhere under the passenger seat in my car, so I guess I have a savings account now.

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    DadandBuriedKimJongSeanNATxHANFreeingTherapyAmateurExpert19nicbjodecentatbestItsAllCrazyToMe
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    gskala01nicbjoconcretesledge_Lizo18ItsAllCrazyToMeTlaxBoy05OverRitzMcMiserable
    One_FineMessCarmel_ColemangigglegirlnoelBDGarpslyoung5UnFitz
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    My superpower is pretending I don't see red flags.

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    NATxHANconcretesledge_CroweJamMcMiserableStephenBCramerTheRealRHBrobertseuan______MILFDiane
    • 296
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    McMiserablerobertseuan______BareChestyenragedpaigeCletusHammergunnerfan69__BeardedEoghanFlyingoffhandle
    gingerfacedthedayofthedotChemBtwnUs________
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Whenever anyone asks me for my advice, I take their face in my hands, lean in real close & whisper "you realize I'm a fucking idiot, right?"

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    Sapphire71CoLiN69JSection411aPunch2theJunkDadandBuriedJBreversemeNATxHANconcretesledge_
    • 327
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    Section411aPunch2theJunkDadandBuriedTlaxBoy05smirkykevA_Kuenamatatasachi_bbsrTheRealRHB
    JaySaysStufftwo1ohhbabydollHey_SaschaSergioValenCoslyoung5ClassicMeganSuperStripers
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I'm not saying that you're boring and unattractive, but if you were an ice cream flavor you'd be the tub of water they rinse the scoops in.

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    DadandBuriedNATxHANconcretesledge_RANKINMIKEETlaxBoy05McMiserableStephenBCrameraquamarine316
    • 370
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    TlaxBoy05McMiserablesachi_bbsrTheRealRHBKittenWrittenaquamarine316ashleyjune93piousdevil
    TheWadestBrookeBabbling____
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    The biggest turn-on is a man with a huge vocabulary who knows how to use it.

    Size matters.

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    adisgracefulpaintedstitchedmorgmeneshetsDadandBuriedNATxHANconcretesledge_RANKINMIKEENinaKat72
    • 296
    • RETWEETS
    paintedstitchedHahnCatherineDadandBuriedNinaKat72TlaxBoy05TheRealRHBrobertseuan______BareChesty
    BlondeFacade______
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Before twitter I thought the insane were sad and they need to get some help; now I think they are hilarious and they need to get some stars.

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    DadandBuriedNATxHANconcretesledge_HonkyTonkJewTlaxBoy05canadian_janeTheRealRHBrobertseuan______
    • 206
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05robertseuan______Bob_LawblawJaySaysStuffgunnerfan69__AdrianeZanealhudockwardnick3
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Found a skittle in my bra. Ate it. Sadest Saturday night ever.

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    DadandBuriedNATxHANconcretesledge_HonkyTonkJewTlaxBoy05sachi_bbsrTheRealRHBrobertseuan______
    • 158
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    TlaxBoy05TheRealRHBrobertseuan______RealShaughngunnerfan69__futietonJaySaysStuffmatthewchan
    QuickBJ__________chrisanna4real
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Someone just told me to "have a blessed day."
    What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.

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    AdeleGambaHumor_FetishDadandBuriedNATxHANzombiiiloveOneWonderWomang4barryeliza_freed
    • 218
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    DadandBuriedzombiiiloveg4barryTlaxBoy05sachi_bbsrTheRealRHBjanellealyserobertseuan______
    NolaChef504BruppFWTXthr33circles______1BigMickShoutingGoddess
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    I googled anal-retentive to see whether it needs a hyphen.

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    adisgracefulaPunch2theJunkpaintedstitchedHiHighHigherDadandBuriedJBreversemeShoutingGoddessNATxHAN
    • 179
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    DadandBuriedTlaxBoy052happyrightThatsMyBushsmirkykevCroweJamA_KuenamatataTheRealRHB
    Kali_MuraWerbo1937________tweetcomedian
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    So it turns out that gluten is the stuff in food that gives you the will to live.

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    DadandBuriedSSparklesDailyChiiraCixelsidgodsodphlaugOlofsonArcadekthnxbithewaygefiltecat
    • 294
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    geniaandhersShoutingGoddessVashWdsUnspokenTlaxBoy05concretesledge_myDavidg4barryemmamossphoto
    ramenfuneralWheelTod
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Let's face it, twitter is not a hobby...it's more of a symptom.

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    JBreversemeMsPametnicatiki70Htown49erFanNATxHANlacrossemom5dxblarssonENGTlaxBoy05
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    Strinzo13seattlerayartNATxHANTlaxBoy05robertseuan______danarox33BareChestyhirojesus
    GreenheadsOnly____
  • Angrea
      Alpacino @Angrea

    Keeping a secret is hard.
    Being a secret is even harder.

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    DadandBuriedHtown49erFanhaykshanNATxHANstacibonbonVashWdsUnspokenTlaxBoy05HeyZeus666
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    TlaxBoy05robertseuan______BareChestynewstart43Winsome_Wenchfairy__unicornhirojesusRealShaughn
@Angrea

@Angrea

I accidentally said Spirk and Kock once. Practicing Canadian.