@burps_farts pic.twitter.com/62S054Vdu2

To start a forest fire, you need a light. To start a forest fire-fight, you need a Naxalite.

No idea who's creation this is, what a pic! pic.twitter.com/4ECG7w8XCi

Match fix karan ton pehlaa apna bootha fix kar leina chahida.

Goals of my life
1998: to be rich and buy a Ranger bicycle.

2007: to be rich and buy a latest sports car.

2013: to own a small fridge.

Gayle 24 of 27 balls is like eating cabbage at a bar.

Tere mooh mein Gu > tere mooh mein ghee-shakkar.

@spooferman_ and anyone can get an advantage ;)

Tennis doubles is the most romantic game. It has love and four play.

I am not a United fan but this picture made me emotional. Great delineation. pic.twitter.com/CBSKV8GMQb

Sulphide, sulphite, sulphate, sulphur, sulfoxide, sullen :/

I thought there would be 5 women. "@thebigdowg: I've done all five, you? pic.twitter.com/ECotYmCmaK"

That 'Gay' in 'Gayle' was probably added because they realized he is good at fucking 11 men.

So now after the #PornBan, people who watch MMS can be arrested, but people who make MMS videos can continue doing so

अब जब पोर्न बॉन हो रहा है, वो boyfriends जो शादी के सवाल से बच रहे थे, अचानक अपने girlfriends को phone कर, हाँ कहते हुए पाये गये हैँ ।

More suicides expected by engineering students. #PornBan

#PornBan : Guys can finally shake hands with each other, without feeling guilty they hadn't washed them. @ipoonampandey

Dear men, you all could parcel your extra tissues to Sunny Leone. She might need them more. Poor soul has been crying every since. #PornBan

Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath.
Aam Aadmi: Poda. Now I don't even know what to do with my own haath, what I'll do with yours? #PornBan

Dear Google Chrome, we don't need the incognito window anymore. Thank you. #PornBan