Now I know why they aren't using tear gas in the UK - Chilean police have bought the world's supplies and are using it willy-nilly

If you're in #Brighton on Saturday come and buy cakes to support Japan tsunami appeal: http://t.co/zj8mh72 Please RT

"Twitter makes you love people you've never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know." ~ Scotty Rosenberg / via @thequote

C’mon people, do the right thing and vote for #Romania - I wanna hear it again! #eurovision

Here in Chile young people are rioting for equality in education. Home in the UK, people are rioting because they're stupid, greedy morons.

Did no-one else HEAR Romania? Was it too high-pitched for them?!? #Eurovision

My @airbnb favourites list is getting longer by the day… The joys of trip planning!

Thinking of going to Reading, Leeds, other festival this summer? I still have £60 Ticketmaster voucher to sell at a discount, expires soon!

So Americans moan about $4.29/gallon petrol which is about £0.60/litre. Maybe Obama could save the planet and pay for healthcare with tax?

I have a £60 Ticketmaster voucher, expires at the end of March so I won't use it. If you're buying tickets, wanna swap code for cash?

Goldie Hawn is singing for the UK? #eurovision

How to suck at your religion http://t.co/uSjiHIez - says it all, really #fb

Bit worried I won't recognise most of my Facebook friends when I get home, unless they've taken to sellotaping babies to their faces. #fb

Anyone buying any concert tickets in the near future? Still have a £60 Ticketmaster voucher to sell, expires soon, want it for £50?

Ooh, @theskiff is in today's Guardian! http://t.co/LwjsvSz1

Ah, it was nice having an NHS - maybe I'll move to Canada.

In case you were unsure about whether or not to buy the Justin Bieber film… http://t.co/pPPAlPO

Guy walks down the street with a llama, ties it to a lamppost while he pops into corner shop for a Cola #southamerica http://post.ly/2apwm

Anyone in Brighton fancy helping with a cake sale to raise money for Red Cross Japan fund? Cakes + charity = awesome!

Slightly drunk. @jot gave me a piece of his Marmite chocolate to eat. It tasted like Satan had spat on some perfectly good food.