I will only complicate you

True love for someone is loving them after they've hurt you

If a guy's really good at dancing he's prob really good at sex..............with men

I'd rather hate you for everything you are than ever love you for everything you're not

I really couldn't care less what you think

When opening Christmas presents I always try to make the biggest mess possible

I just wanna listen to wagon wheel all day every day

Yeah gettin another guy to come up to me for you is definately gonna get you the hookup #gay

“@extragrumpycat: pic.twitter.com/WfLLPxa0” @lindswilliams_ lmao

My eyelids feel like they weigh 6598765 pounds right now 😓 #sleepy

This pizza tastes like thunder thighs

Spending my saturday night with my boyfriend aka my tv

“@nowthatscollege: What if @snapchat was just some dude in his basement and he is saving all these photos and videos?”😳😳

I looooove Frank Sinatra Christmas music! 😍🎄🎁🎅🎶

Ditch that furkini, shave that crotch sweater

Wish my cat would stop using my leg as a scratching post #ouch

My classes cut into my sleep schedule

I lose my remote roughly around 500 times a day

My life would have no meaning without family guy and blue fin

I hate when my hair touches me and I think it's a bug and freak out