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there's more to me then just my boobs, I also have really great hair!
so Gatsby had aspergers right?
I can't believe #DirectTv took away comedy central, why couldn't you take a channel no one watches like OWN?!
Flowers are jewelry for poor people
A lot of people yelled "hooker" at me tonight on Bourbon St, can you believe that?! They think I have a job!
I don't really follow sports but good luck Latin Kings!
tonight I'm performing at the Cork Lounge in Sherman Oaks at 8 come stalk me & give me validation!
My thoughts & prayers are with all the gay men in NYC who have been working on their Halloween costumes for the past year :(
"That January Jones is just so likable!" -said no one ever #redcarpet
Your stupid political status updates actually make me long for the times u would just post pictures of your ugly child doing mundane things
Lindsay Lohan is doing a sequel to the Parent Trap, this time her twin is being played by Donatella Versace
I bet Kony is the one forcing Eddie Murphy to make movies
I would rather go to prison then go to Coachella, at least prison is indoors
You guys I'm worried, it's been an hour since Jennifer Lawrence told us she's down to earth!
Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom 2 is pregnant with her second child, birth control is literally the only drug that girl wasn't on
Wait you're pregnant again? But you already have one kid thats hideous
All I want for Christmas is an eating disorder
Kate Middleton is pregnant! She almost had the perfect life :(