Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
there's more to me then just my boobs, I also have really great hair!
so Gatsby had aspergers right?
I can't believe #DirectTv took away comedy central, why couldn't you take a channel no one watches like OWN?!
Flowers are jewelry for poor people
A lot of people yelled "hooker" at me tonight on Bourbon St, can you believe that?! They think I have a job!
I hate when people honk at me when I'm driving, like that's not gonna make me text any faster
I don't really follow sports but good luck Latin Kings!
tonight I'm performing at the Cork Lounge in Sherman Oaks at 8 come stalk me & give me validation!
My thoughts & prayers are with all the gay men in NYC who have been working on their Halloween costumes for the past year :(
"That January Jones is just so likable!" -said no one ever #redcarpet
Your stupid political status updates actually make me long for the times u would just post pictures of your ugly child doing mundane things
Lindsay Lohan is doing a sequel to the Parent Trap, this time her twin is being played by Donatella Versace
I bet Kony is the one forcing Eddie Murphy to make movies
With Bono & Angelina in the same room who is watching Africa!?!