Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
When your asshole itches, that means someone's talking shit about you.
I bet Obama smells good, like cinnamon maybe.
Bum Santa is looking forward to bum christmas coming early with this friday being #MyBumMyAvi Get cheeky twitter!
Say no to drugs when the drugs start asking you questions.
All I know is that someone pissed me off yesterday & now I can't remember who it was or why.
Calling me "awesome" is like cheerleader dressed in red, waving a red flag at a bull who really really REALLY hates red
The entire snake vocabulary can be spelled with Skittles.
Do you want a blow job or do you want a sandwich? Because you're not getting both.
*hint: I'm not good at sandwiches.
All the girlys say I'm pretty fly2 for Annoyedguy2.