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Don't know how many times I've told my 6yo, "Don't sneeze around me when I have cocaine laid out!" Now, he can think about that in his room.
I kinda wanna fuck an ewok now.
Would sex with an ewok be considered bestiality?
In honor of MLK day I'm wearing my nazi armband to work.
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"Easy is the path to wisdom, for those who don't subtweet their exes about their awesome new relationship" -- Yoda
I want an R2-D2 vibrator.
Since dad's not around, who carves the Kwanzaa watermelon?
Anybody who doesn't like Star Wars can do me the favor of unfollowing me. Bye!
I want a real life replica of R2-D2.
I get all my life advice from my retarded cousin Glen. He talks like an Ewok, cries when he poops, and eats his own ear wax. He's gifted.