Today's National Vanilla Pudding Day. To celebrate, I'm eating vanilla pudding out of my Fleshlight.

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I ask myself every god damn day... pic.twitter.com/CGr84NIeAO

@stevisshitticus I love that film.

Her clit knows no bounds so up the arse it is.

#FF You have just ordered Hoes in the Woods, starring a @annoyedworld as Hairy and @hornyr2d2 as R2DPoon.

If you think my tweets are bad you should see my shits in the morning..🐢

#FF @discodeathstar pic.twitter.com/kky86cwoZ6

They see me rollin', they hatin' #starwars pic.twitter.com/ckjEqccrtx

I'll say it. I'd fuck an alien bitch.

I have cucumber envy :-(

I put the bang in Bangladesh, beep boop

I'm just a fart machine, and I won't poot for nobody but you 🎶

Fffffrrrrrrrttttttt

I enjoy a good blow job from time to time

Everybody needs an Ewok, sometime.

Does this green hoodie make me look fat or just dead on the inside?

I stay thin by running away from all my problems. LOL. Just kidding, I do drugs.

Got rejected for that job as a lifeguard because I didn’t know how to perform C3PO

Real life mysogyny is my favorite pornography.

Get on the inside of a romantic spoon session and fart.