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Anybody who doesn't like Star Wars can do me the favor of unfollowing me. Bye!
I want a real life replica of R2-D2.
I get all my life advice from my retarded cousin Glen. He talks like an Ewok, cries when he poops, and eats his own ear wax. He's gifted.
Star Wars (1982)-
Eworks fly around on the planet Space Star. They are visited by Luke Skymaster, a Yoda.
When opportunity comes knocking, answer the fucking door...
But look through the peep hole first, as it could be Jehovah's Witness...
When u 1st follow some1 do u
A)Check their tweets
B)Check their selfies
D)None of the above.U just uploaded a cake recipe on FB
Good morning, happy Monday & happy Veteran's day you sick fucks. Today, thank a veteran by putting your mouth on their potty area.
Send me a pic of your cat dressed as an Ewok or fuck off.
At the orphanage I sometimes tell a child his father died in the clone wars
I hope the next Disney star wars is just ewoks
I bet Chewbacca has a huge bush.
I do not want a dog. I want an R2-D2.
I'm into average sized dicks and mediocre sexual experiences.
What type of speed is quicker than the speed of sound but slower than the speed of light?
Well, that's the speed my wages just disappeared.
I'm a Wookie on the streets and an Ewok in the sheets.
Ewoks are just badass Care Bears.