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I hope the next Star Wars movie gives Ewoks bigger dicks.
I'll fuck anything that moves...or doesn't move.
I'm drenched in sweat from the last shit I took.
Pull my finger bitch
The best weed on this planet grows where the Death Star dumped it's sewage.
An exploration party has landed on the planet. They're all getting buttfucked when they go to sleep.
As much as I complain about living on this planet, it does have the best weed in the galaxy.
Ewoks are anything BUT classy. He he - I said but
George Lucas needs to get us some sluts on this planet. Hot ones. NOT ewok bitches.
C3PO shouldn't be flattered that we worshipped him as a god, we worshipped a petrified turd once.
I've always wondered if Darth Vader used the force to jerk off.
When you're an Ewok, the world's your toilet.
The minute I get off this planet, I'm getting some alien pussy.
I'm bored. Does anyone want to get fucked in the ass?
Ewoks make great drug mules. We love ramming objects in our shit caves.
SIT ON MY FURRY COCK
If Ewoks didn't like butt sex so much, there'd be a lot more of us.
My avatar says "prepare your anus" but you won't have a chance to do that when I'm behind you.