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I hear there's this thing called "feelings" that human females have.
I just found out there's this thing called "breasts" that will put human males into a trance.
You guys wouldn't BELIEVE the quality of the weed here on Endor. Not even Yoda could resist it.
Space snatch - the final frontier
I hope the next Star Wars movie gives Ewoks bigger dicks.
Nearly all Ewoks are conceived while shit face drunk.
I'll fuck anything that moves...or doesn't move.
I'm drenched in sweat from the last shit I took.
Pull my finger bitch
The best weed on this planet grows where the Death Star dumped it's sewage.
An exploration party has landed on the planet. They're all getting buttfucked when they go to sleep.
As much as I complain about living on this planet, it does have the best weed in the galaxy.
Ewoks are anything BUT classy. He he - I said but
George Lucas needs to get us some sluts on this planet. Hot ones. NOT ewok bitches.
C3PO shouldn't be flattered that we worshipped him as a god, we worshipped a petrified turd once.