#OccupyPortland has destroyed public space, disrupted law & order and now cops are in the hospital with MRSA. Way to go.

Parents should never have to bury their children.

If I ever remarry I will definitely have my own space with a bed in it.

Well boys, I'm at @kitkatclubpdx, come and get me. #pinup #redhead #redlips #maneater pic.twitter.com/91VX1FZVoi

Any time is a good time to show off my breasts. You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/6155rrGIG3

Girls who wear clothes that make them feel pretty are never "asking for it", they just want to feel good about themselves. Fucking dick wad.

There's a difference between being a material-obsessed gold-digger and seeking a partner who is responsible both personally and financially.

I'll objectify MYSELF thank you very much.

Fuck. I just realized I'm out of pasties.

I wish The Force was real so I could Force choke stupid people. After getting Force choked enough times people might start to shape up.

Dear Twitter: Please stop allowing accounts to "promote" their tweets. If I was interested in their feed I'd be following them. Thanks.

#FF @juan_golbezze @katsnacks @bazluhrmann @omgrey @teeter_totter @lynlel @steve_dahlberg @iwilldestroytom @willcain @ripporcelain

Oh hai, more new followers. I has a happy. #derp

@jailbaitblues @thechosin_1 Damn I nap through all the good stuff! Thank you so much @debramuffin for always cheering me on :*

I want to feel secure and fulfilled in a monogamous relationship but my vagina has other ideas about what's best for us.

#FF @cervenafox @demonikadevour @dominusnoctis @mystoo @omericaorganic @djcastorpollux @geekyoregon @geekbauchery @persononthings @mordhaus

Lung butter: on of the underappreciated condiments.

I'd support a Libertarian candidate running under the Republican banner to get elected if it increased their chances.

@geekbauchery I promised @debramuffin these as well so here they are: my tatas! http://t.co/wOtm0FAa

@occupyoregon If people at #occupyportland were obeying the law & respecting the authority of law enforcement no one would be getting hurt.