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I don't get half of the acronyms on here. I'm feeling way too old!
Be yourself. Everyday. All day. Other people's expectations are their baggage, not yours.
Hey asshole- Stick shift means I can slow down with no brake lights. How's that steering wheel taste?
Wanted a cowboy, got a rodeo clown. Not the same thing.
Just figured out that "how stupid do you think I am?" is the guy version of "do I look fat in this?"
The smell of coffee in the morning, it smells like civilization.
Fuck me. I just opened the washing machine & my white towels just magically turned pink! I should start today all over.
I wanted to grow up to be a nice person. But I'm surrounded by such stupidity that was impossible.
Your kinks & quirks,
Your ink & scars,
Are the roadmap
For who you are.
Own them don't hide from them.
It's so hot I'm searching Netflix for movies with snow scenes!
I may not always say the 'right' thing. But I aim for the truth each & every time. Somedays I just miss.
Twitter is a symphony: some of us out of tune, some have their own rhythm, together we make beautiful music.
Fuck me I can't even feel my face I'm so loaded. I'm gonna go do really dirty things after I sign out.
I've found it is possible to love both the sinner & the sin.
I'm so happy to be out of my bra, I'm pretty sure to have hard nipples for hours.
A thousand times Goodnight.
A thousand times the worse to want thy light.
And so my tweeps- until tomorrow.
My ex-hubby used to call me 'crack-baby' as an endearment. Could be the reason he's ex. That or the fact he sucked a mean cock. Either way.
Yes, thank you. I'll take what's Behind The Green Door.
Some people I love. Some people I would cheerfully gut with a dull spoon. Same smile either way.
Really think 50 Shades is all that exciting? Try de Sade's Justine.
You'll thank me when you pick your jaw up off the floor.
The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.