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I hid the body in the Allatoona Lake. I couldn't take it anymore and had to confess. No one reads my tweets anyway. Twitter is like a diary.
My best friend won the lottery! He/She doesn't know me just yet, but will love this BFF. I have your back.
Headphones on mean: Dont talk to me. Especially if I dont make eye contact.
I despise you people that can eat anything and not gain weight. You are not my friend.
I will do anything for you unless it involves saving you from insects. Then you are on your own.
I am worn out from working, cleaning and tweeting. Some of you tweet 24/7. What do u do for a living if u r tweeting non stop?
I really love Twitter. Not knowing any of you in real life just makes it all that much better.
That gymnastic olympic sport with the twirlly ribbon is so not a sport.
Just watched ladies gymnastics with Mattie and we cheered when Russia and China did poorly. I don't feel bad about it either. Go USA.
I despise "LOL".
Had the "All Star Special" at Waffle House. But for some reason, I dont feel like an "All Star".
That awkward moment when your eyes meet someone who really is not attractive but thinks he is. Hope he doesnt think I think he is hott.
Looking forward to seeing Van Halen. It's been too long since I've been out. U single people dont know how much freedom u have. Enjoy it :)
Twittering between sets has become the norm for me while exercising. That way, I can be entertained while putting myself through the pain.
I have a bad attitude. I need a vacation and then maybe I will smile again.
Englanders drive on the left side of road because back in Medieval times most were right handed and used their swords while riding horses.
I dont want to see your Fritos Toes. Dont wear sandals, please.
I'm learning to expect so little from people...that way when they do act human, it will be a good day and I won't be disappointed in life.
Either all my fb friend's kids are really smart because they ALL received a ton on awards or the schools are awarding every kid these days.