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In the year 2068, an old man drops a snowglobe of a dancing cat and utters one word before dying—“gif”
If it's pronounced jif, then graphics is pronounced jraphics and format is pronounced phormat and interchange is silent all the way through.
Giraffical Interface Format
“damn girl you’re turning me on right now..”
[from other room] Xbox powering on!
“no Xbox not you!”
[affirmative, playing Mad About You]
Oh... one other XBox-1 thing. I do dumb things sometimes, but I won't buy a console to watch an exclusive TV show.
sunny delight acquires purple stuff for 1.7 billion dollars
READ THIS RIGHT NOW! Obama understands the true definition of "crisis". We should too. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/20/how-obama-handles-crisis.html …
current gop narrative: obama cant speak w/o prompter, incompetent, but personally is orchestrating 200 conspiracies. a wimp, also a bully
Starting a new career as a street artist who secretly shaves the facial hair off goateed men before they even realize what hit them.
Next Trek movie: Kirk puts on Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys. Hears “like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock.” Pauses for a second. “Huh”
JUST RAN INTO STUFF IN PUBLIC BECAUSE ESPN ACTUALLY SHOWED HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INDIANS AND ACTED LIKE THEY GAVE A SHIT.