@gameofthrones "Wildfire or bust!" The Battle of Blackwater is going to be amazing! #itisknown

@powellnator murder everyone :-$

70s Kung-Fu movies are a lost art. #genres

@powellnator easy, be a complete sleaze... Anywhere would be a bone zone

...That awkward moment when you realize that as much as you wish you were a Lannister, you're probably a Westerling. @apoiaf #asoiaf

"The Dragon is not a slave. Drogon, dracarys!"

Never trust warlocks. They'll steal your dragons. #itisknown

@bronyrt everypony knows that rarity is best pony. #truth #rarity #mlpfim

This month #JustinBieber was on the cover of #VanityFair, now #KristenStewart is on the cover of #Vogue. I'm about to cancel my subscription

"Everyone just wants to be in a relationship?" HA! Pardon me while I kiss the sky.

Every language presents a unique worldview. It is the accumulated wisdom they have gathered over centuries that have allowed them to survive

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

@alexanderbox If I say #PorterWescott five times in my bathroom in the dark, I heard the bogeyman will appear #urbanlegends.

@porterwescottxx If I say #PorterWescott five times in my bathroom in the dark, I heard the bogeyman will appear #urbanlegends.