Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

You can't sleep?
Me either.
Let's can't sleep together.

Please someone make a sarcasm font. It'd be so much simpler than having to explain sarcasm to someone who has no idea

I don't care how old I am, I'm going in the bouncy castle.

I googled 'who gives a shit?'
My name wasn't in the search results.

Relationships are not a test.
So why cheat?

We're not gonna need a 'do not disturb' sign, we're gonna need a 'Everything's alright, please don't call the cops' sign

I don't care who was before me, as long as I know there's no one during me.

I don't know where I'm going but I am on my way.

Live each day on a fresh new start. Don't be held back by what happened yesterday

If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders

A guy's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest shit ever

You really love him/her, don't you?
A psychological question, no name was mentioned but still, someone came to your mind.

Feed my dreams and starve my fears

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for u nor do I want to find someone like you, I do, however, want to set fire to all your stuff.

I'm single. You'd have to be pretty freaking amazing to change that.

I love you more and more everyday... well... Not yesterday...yesterday you were pretty annoying

Lord of the rings makes less sense after half a bottle of red wine than it does when I'm sober. Gonna watch big bang theory instead!

Agitation should only be a cycle of the washing machine, not of life.

I love you in joy and I love you in sorrow, I'll always come home to you