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"Can't wait until I grow up & inexplicably become a chef at a fancy expensive restaurant!" -- every tattooed kid into punk rock in the 1980s
I was the only girl on a 25-email deep thread about Batman today, in case anyone wants to get married
How cold hearted & arrogant is the ground control guy in Bowie's Space Oddity? "Tell my wife I love her very much--" "SHE KNOWS (eye roll)."
MY GMAIL HAS BEEN DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES! I ALREADY GREW A BEARD AND MOVED INTO A CABIN DEEP IN THE WOODS! TECHNOLOGY HAS BETRAYED US!
With all the differences they list, how come one of the lyrics in Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract wasn't "I exist / and you're a cartoon" ?
Most of the time I'm like, "What?" but then other times I'm like, "Huh?"
A dude comic was all "I don't go to strip clubs, strippers are too sad/pathetic" & I was like "You talk about your dick into a mic onstage"
I wish I could excel at just one thing the way Will.I.Am excels at being terrible at everything. #rap #cap #nap
I feel like Natalie Portman's laugh just killed a million indie dudes' boners. #goldenglobes
NOW GET BEYONCE TO COME BACK OUT AND SING THE THEME TO "THAT'S SO RAVEN"
2 Legitimate 2 Quitimate
If you say you "aren't into" Prince OR David Bowie, I feel worse for you than if you'd told me you lost your whole family in a fire tornado
Steven Tyler looks like he sells turquoise out of an RV in New Mexico
New law: If your business uses Comic Sans on the menu or any of the signage, I'm allowed to pay for my food/items with Monopoly money.
An Italian woman left $13 million to her cat in her will. MEOW MONEY, MEOW PROBLEMS!
Went to see The Dark Knight Rises trailer on the big screen! Also, as a bonus, they showed the whole Avengers movie afterward! #value
I should've started R.A.P.E. — Rappers Against Phony Entertainers. http://aprilrichardson.com