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For like, the ninth Christmas in a row, my dad has asked for a McDonald's gift card as a present, so he's still a 70-year-old second-grader.
Tila Tequila identifying with Hitler takes the wind out of folks' "compare people I disagree with to Hitler in Internet arguments" sails :(
FIELD REPORT: Just got a spam e-mail from the made-up name Tooshie Savage
The most unattainable Hollywood dream I've seen yet is this guy thinking he can take a left out of this CVS parking lot at this time of day
"We trained the shit out of her in the first month!" = what my friend said about his new daughter's sleeping habits at this adult Xmas party
I really enjoy con/scam/heist movies, but I'm dumb & often think, "Wait what? Who is conning which scammer? Seems easier to just get a job?"
STATUS UPDATE: Straight crushing a large popcorn at the luxurious Arclight Cinemas and the movie ain't even start yet
I should've started R.A.P.E. — Rappers Against Phony Entertainers. http://aprilrichardson.com