THANKS HEAPS FLASH! Right in the middle of @chrispirillo's Mac OS X Lion video. DAMMIT! http://t.co/HS7BwyK

Getting sick of people hating on @daviddifranco!!! @chrispirillo isn't the only one that streams dammit! Others are allowed to too!

@snazzyq iPhone 4S battery life+ if you: "Settings > General > Siri > Raise to Speak > Off." It's constantly monitoring accelerometer if on.

Retweet if you spend at least 10 minutes when you wake up every morning reading through tweets! #Twitter #Habbits

Don’t turn the aircon up too high. Plastic Mario will melt and his hair will spontaneously combust. #XFactorTV3

Normally I buy a phone, think it's awesome for a month then am bored. Well, its been 7 months and still love windows phone 7! @benthepcguy

Can now use tweet marker on all my devices thanks to @osfoora on mac, @rowiapp on WP7 and @tweetbot on my iPad. <3 syncing :D

WOuldn't it be funny if like the second it reached the day of the milk's expiry date it went yuck lol.

How do women stand in clothes shops for so long!?

Home is where the Hard Disk is….

@hunthenning not as nice. I can’t do logins with a home group and its just no where near as nice. Defeats the purpose of a windows server.

Girl eats tampon: disgusting.
Girl "swallows": man's dream.
Because fuck logic.

Perfectly iced marble cake with real chocolate icing. So good! raeesjappie :)  http://instagr.am/p/UxWPf5nqy1/ 

#ShitRapistsSay “@travatic: I spend way too much time poking people.”

When will Facebook realise that majority of their users are just there to bitch about people making statuses, look at memes and use chat?

Getting a haircut. #Cut4Bieber

Wow this retina display really brings out the SHIT in your Facebook photos.

Mother of god! When’s the funeral! “@macthedave: I’m so sad that this happened to my beloved MacBook Pro. #tragedy pic.twitter.com/kiTHbccL”

The broken door really enhances the indoor outdoor flow.

@kiwibastard better to ask everyone in a month, them they will tell you that they never touch it haha