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Okay - Only 74 more followers until I hit 100!!! Woo hoo!!!
If you are a 50-something white woman, you are not allowed to "give a shout out" to anyone.
Dear guy at the dmv talking on an iphone and carrying a man bag; wearing white linen pants without underwear is a bad idea.
OMG - Did you hear the news? Derek Jeter was hit-less in his return from the DL!!!
okay - I have managed to waste two hours at work for far... Only 7 more to go!
After 10 years, my husband finally understands that 3am sex is more likely with sexy kisses on my neck than a boner in my back.
I like politics like I like dicks: Pretty much down the middle but leaning slightly to the left.
Instead of wearing a horribly uncomfortable bra, I am just going to have someone stand behind me, arms in front, holding my boobs all day.
I work all morning on ridding myself of a headache just to have it brought back in one fell swoop by my boss who thinks Female IT=secretary.
So what kind of grab bag do we draw from when googling "Weiner Photos"? Do you get anyone's weiner? Anthony Weiner's face? His weiner?
Do you ever bump into a coworker as they are exiting the restroom and see that, "Do they know I just pooped" look on their face?
There's nothing quite like being force-fed slobbery cereal puffs by your one year old.
Had I been the judge in the Casey Anthony trial, I would have at least given the jury the option of finding her "A Really Shitty Person".