@poisoned_sanity @kooklamou Nor sorrow like a man in said woman's shoes.

Birthday Shoutout to the lovely @nilstar1! Happy birthday, babe xxx

When choosing where to place your allegiance, remember: The Empire has far better sweets ( @deathstarpr ) pic.twitter.com/yKRKXbwr

@nilstar1 Cupcake? http://t.co/zoryoWi5

http://t.co/f964JjeB

@acousticoej200 Not me; mine smells like beef gravy - but, then again, I get neither stars, RTs (not very often, at least), not TOTDs.

Breast cancer is no laughing matter, but keeping a positive attitude never hurts. Remember to check yourself regularly. http://t.co/HmfguNX6

@slimerty "Pornobots, sign up and spam out!"

Take notes, ladies. A personality is also required. http://t.co/zyxlMdxn

@angry_vet_ He got the hook after a skirmish with a rival pirate. He got the eye patch when a bird pooped on him. First day with the hook...

@kooklamou Ah, the nostalgia of wholesome days past... xx

@kooklamou Found an inspirational quote you might like... xx pic.twitter.com/9RPFL6FQ7L

@kooklamou Sweet dreams (I know I'll have some now...) xx

@kooklamou I'm fine with that, but if you ever use me for money or political power, my fee is 15% xx

@kooklamou Goodnight, sweetie :) xx

@kooklamou I misread that... now, my reply makes no sense. Sorry! xx

@kooklamou That's easy; I'm not wearing any. xx

@kooklamou You can do that!? Why did I bother with Engineering, then? xx

@kooklamou You don't have to tell me twice! xx

@kooklamou I certainly plan on it. Join me! xx