Shane Watson's text in group chat of Team Australia in WhatsApp: "Good luck with today's assignment of ppt, mates. Lulz." #IndvsAus

Its official now, Abhijeet Mukherjee is ready for greater responsibility in GOI.

The day the lyrics of a romantic song don't remind you of ex, you have moved on.

Relationship status: Filling condoms with water for holi.

Had Siddhu recited all his shaayris at a kavi sammelan, the stage would become a venue of la tomatina. #IPL

Look ma, no civic sense. #CarNamesWordPlay

The guy who started this trend --> #IfIWereAWeChatQRCode , you are the leader of 90% majority as mentioned by Justice Katju. Congrats!

Suljha lenge uljhi kishto me manza ~ a hopeful EMI payer car owner.

The shouts of Newshour's panelists can be heard all over India even with TVs switched off. #OMGFacts

I drink on only two days.. When its my birthday and when its not.

@mohitparmarr दो चीजें पाँच साल चलती हैं - सरकार और वुडलेंड के जूते।

Q. What is the favorite song of Ajit Pawar? A. Pee loon

Aaj mere paas 10 rupaye ke lays aloo chips hain. Tumhare paas kya hai? Haaiin! Rahul: Mere paas 3 rupaye kilo aloo bechne wale ka pata hai.

There is one burning question which the nation faces today. WHERE CAN ONE FIND THE LINK OF MONA SINGH MMS?

"With great power, comes great brutality" - Dictators.

With all due respect, I urge Pranab da to reject mercy petition of Shri Shri 1008 Afzal Guru.

#66A - I rest my case. MT "@ndtv: See the UPA govt and show me one move that has taken away the voice of the people: Rahul Gandhi."

#Breaking: Upset by Sushma Swaraj's statement that Narendra Modi is fit to become prime minister, Nitin Gadkari buys a treadmill to get fit.

'The-thought-of-drinking-Booze' is the secret of my energy. #Friday

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