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A lady just stopped me in the Safeway parking lot to tell me I look absolutely fabulous. *huge smile*
I love my Dad.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Do not stab people in the face with pencils.
I'm sitting on a patio on whyte, writing in a moleskin notebook and not wearing socks. Yep, I'm that asshole.
shoutout to the girl in middle school who told me she masturbated by sitting on a basketball and rolling around the garage
Apparently a three-hole punch is an office supply, not a sex move. I foresee another meeting with HR in my future.