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A lady just stopped me in the Safeway parking lot to tell me I look absolutely fabulous. *huge smile*
Hear all about how Make Jen's Day started and how you can volunteer for a super kindness project on @ctvedmonton today at 5:20 #yeg
@arbitral My flight to YEG wearing only Cheetos has been deemed far less than a success. Damn you tasty treats!
@arbitral Wow, creepiness level over 9000, and patheticness is completely off the charts. Seriously.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Do not stab people in the face with pencils.
Just met a couple hungry boys on a corner. They asked for change, I took them for lunch, instead. Spreadin’ some #yeg love in #Boston
@arbitral That's like 27 but switched. You know what that means? It's probably going to rain.
Pouring @nextactpub very excited to be added to their menu - cheers! #whyte #yeg pic.twitter.com/MSzPtETpMX
I'm sitting on a patio on whyte, writing in a moleskin notebook and not wearing socks. Yep, I'm that asshole.
Excited for tonight as we approach @inglewitch's birthday we get the best present ever! One of our besties is home from Nairobi for a few!
. @travleblanc I remember my first open mic, too...it just didn't happen to be on Kimmel.
shoutout to the girl in middle school who told me she masturbated by sitting on a basketball and rolling around the garage
Apparently a three-hole punch is an office supply, not a sex move. I foresee another meeting with HR in my future.
@arbitral I think he regifted,then degifted and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Superbowl sexromp. #morningsein/sien
This music sounds like whales raping each other.
