Anyone younger than me: "they're like, 12."

Memorial services for @frathousehattie will take place this Thursday at 9 PM at the PRCC Poplarville Campus.

I just don't like The Walking Dead. I just don't like zombies. Sorry, but can this trend be over already?

If you see me crying in a corner today, it's because I can't get The Whisper Song out of my head.

LOL AT HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TALKING ABOUT STRESS

"I didn't choose the Salt Life; the Salt Life chose me." -Frats at Southern

The term "best friends" is obviously a joke these days.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Everyone get the new MySpace so you can offend your friends in ways you haven't since 7th grade via their position on your Top 8!!

If you retweet any Will Ferrell Parody accounts, we probably aren't friends in real life.

I love the amount of uneducated people tweeting about politics.

You know what must suck? Peaking in high school.

USM is the land of doppelgangers of people you knew prior to college.

College kids: we're all broke.

If you're wearing Tap Out, the only ass you're kicking is your dignity's.

I'm truly beginning to appreciate character over intelligence. Smarts cannot bring someone to be morally sound.

If you go to NOLA JUST for Bourbon St, you are denying yourself of a lot of culture and intricacies of the city, and I feel sorry for you.

#thestruggle pic.twitter.com/H681OMGQ

You are 18 or older, and you are not registered to vote, you have no reason to be spreading your political beliefs on social networking.

Who I wish I am all the time versus Who I actually am all the time http://t.co/WOjp5c4H