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Taylor Swift has a new song: "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Unless You Call Me Pretty"
I love putting down that I'll only be working 4 hours today. Hate it when I change it to the actual 10 hours, though :-(
Just had sausage links as a midnight snack. Your move, Monday.
The club* can't even handle me right now.
Hey "Everest University guy who wears his hat a little bit sideways": you'll forgive me if I don't take you seriously.
I call my goatee the woman's saddle. Now all I need is for someone to take a ride.
Hey "people who have their shit together": I'm so fucking happy for you. Just quit rubbing it in my face.
Gonna eat bad food and drink lots of beer because
Did I just listen to a commercial or a rave?
TBS has a very strange idea of what is "very funny"
You had me at "The End"
The guy in the commercial for Blu electronic cigarettes looks like such a douche. Good job of casting him in that role, whoever did that.
Star Wars action figure rambling through life. ☮