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"Time to let all the people know the baby's name! How do you make white smoke with this?"
"Kanye...that's a gas fireplace."
It took me 15 months but I finally killed a cactus today.
*pulls away from kissing* anyway when you look at the evidence, it's clear that only a controlled demolition could hav
Kaitlin thinks you're cute.
My husband just told me I rock his world.
Does that mean I have to quit Twitter? I dunno if I have anything unhappy to tweet about now.
I'm spoiled because I'm nice.
And I bat my eyelashes.
And have big puppy dog eyes.
And I wear short skirts.
And I have big boobs.
I don't need to go to med school to know how cool and crazy you are, you just have to tell me how many times you have watched Pulp Fiction.
The second that I saw you, I knew you'd always be first.
My avi is one of 3 reasons why I live and why I drink. Father of 3 little boys. Husband of 1 Wife.