WTF RT @omgfacts To quiet a fussy child, it is acceptable in some regions of the Phillipines for mothers to caress their children's genitals

I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERES MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE RT @blackalogy Hey,

@scarlettjohansson RT @retwittings Mention someone who you think has a crush on you.

Yeah. RT @boyfacts Please don't make me think there's something between us if there's not.

RT @thehpsecrets Remus Lupin was very fond of Lily but he did not compete with James for her.

The shortest horror story ever:

President Santorum.

Do twintails count? :O RT @retwittings: Retweet if you find girls in pony tails attractive.

Oh damn. RT @retwittings: “@omgitzfathin: @retwittings any awesome things to do this friday night? ;) #AskRetwittings” You could do me ;)

"We have all seen the charisma of Johan at the presentation" AWWW YEAH :DD

When Homura wears Madoka's ribbon :,)

@koojianhui By the way Koo your DP fails to show your scary biceps can you change it to one where you're flexing? Thanks.

Turns out you found someone else huh. Good for you then :]

Watching some guy get pangsehed by a girl isn't the greatest feeling in the world ><

We're going doooooown in an earlier round.

@da_chir @aurevoir_amore huh wait who what when where why :O

Hi, I'm Johan. My friends call me Jo, but you can call me tonight.

@aurevoir_amore @da_chir haha okay anything :]

@da_chir and that's his name? Woooow.

@da_chir *amongst.

@da_chir nope .___.