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Sometimes you meet a person and you think to yourself, "I wouldn't leave you in charge of a fucking potato."
A man has just shared a photo of his new sofa on my FB feed. I don't remember being this fucking angry before.
Also, look out for the 75ft hologram of Sid James, it comes just after the Fred West/Holiday On Ice dream sequence.
If this all goes tits up now and Roland from Grange Hill lights the flame, we've still won.
Amelia Lily would be the perfect name for a feminine hygiene product.
A Russian handmade wooden carved penis spoon for £1272.26? Yeah, go on then. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Russian-Antique-Handmade-Wooden-Carved-Penis-Spoon-/190886866864?pt=Antiques_Decorative_Arts&hash=item2c71be6fb0 …
Nokia launch a 41mp camera/phone. I'd be more likely to buy if it had an integrated kettle and biscuit dispenser.
An asteroid made from horsemeat, the Pope, Oscar Pistorious and Michael Le Vell jokes, will narrowly miss twitter by 28,000km.
My work is now viewable on mobile devices, everything is for sale. DM me for prices and sizes. http://tonytulloh.wix.com/tony-tulloh-photography …
Reports of Mario Balotelli driving a snow-plough in Cheshire, while dressed in his Transformer pyjamas, have not been confirmed.
Let's all have a Top Deck Lemonade Shandy and sit down for a bit.
Throwing tigers over hedges since 1966. Also takes photos. http://www.artlessordinary.com/