RT @funkydee1: Saying ‘NO’ before someone finishes their question. < "Does anyone rate FUNKY DE-" "NO"

#BlackMumPhrases "DONT" *belt lash* "DO" *belt lash* "IT" *belt lash* "AGAIN" *double belt lashes for each syllable on the last word*

Kim Kardashian is the only woman in history that gets called a ho daily because she had sex with someone she was in a relationship with.

#ChildhoodSidemen the darkskin Claire who they sacked and replaced for the lightskin one in My Wife and Kids

#BlackMumPhrases "I don't care about Johnny and his white family. My roof, my rules"

OI VAN PERSIE WAG1 FOR THIS THOUGH FAM????????? AM I A PRICK NAMED ABDUL THAT YOU CAN TELL ME LIES LIKE THIS? http://t.co/Y43oLqdZ

Meanwhile at Ola's house  http://twitpic.com/bva5qq 

RT @mrpolo_: How can the iPhone say your face doesn’t exist http://t.co/Dg3Jtvyn < LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOL A MAN STOLE A TWEET AND ACCIDENTALLY COPIED IN THE TIMESTAMP AT THE START OF IT LOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/NB8f5BoG

RT @inpacwetrust: I dont even care for Frank Ocean uno, his music is boring tbh < fuck you and your shit opinions and your suitcase head fam

basically pic.twitter.com/zSFjkIVZ

RT @funnypics: #STILLFUNNY That Comment pic.twitter.com/culTEtOvuQ < OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOOOOL AJDDFBFGHXFFGHN

RT @_jabz: “@simone_faith: Lol ! The only D I'm looking for today is D ice cream in my freezer😂🔫”

D joke was dead. < D activate pls

How many people are gonna use @funkydee1 CD as an ice scraper? Oh yeah, no-one bought his CD...

Don't quote Bible verses on my TL before I remind you that they were written by any common Yossi Benayoun who thought the world was flat.

So you meet a guy, go down an alley, let man sexually abuse you, then he walks you to the station?  http://twitpic.com/byi9jy 

RT @malisetweets Nicki's album dropped! < leave it on the floor.

RT @smurkzsho: If your 18+ and dont have a car you've failed life” < I will catch bus and train to your house and slap your nose fam

RT @kennethasomani: “@jayandreas: Errmm any1 hungry? http://t.co/B3I3vXPP” Is that a willy fam? < RAH WTF THAT'S YOUR DINNER PLATE UNO FAM

RT @notbatmansrobyn WHO HAS CREASE BROWNS NEW ALBUM? < I think we need to iron out some issues here