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Breaking news: QANTAS plane lands safely, Twitter explodes.
Vietnamese food is so delicious. I vote they change the name of their country to Vietnom.
Not sure why people keep taking photos of mirrors, they all look kinda the same.
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego was a much harder game before she became a Foursquare whore.
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Put your phone into airplane mode.
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Bill Gates invented the mouse scroll wheel to teach nerds how to pleasure women they'll never sleep with.
Don't worry about the cancer causing effects of mobile phones, chances are you'll be killed by someone who's distracted on one instead.
Big shout out to the hard of hearing.
Rainwater tanks are old tech, I like to stream it so I store my rainwater in the cloud.
Oprah reveals she has a half sister, says the other half was delicious.
I'm going to live in the 2nd world, you never hear about them having problems.
Show your boobs if you want a guy to cum on your tits. Show your thoughts if you want someone who'll blow your mind.
Does Arab Super Mario run from right to left?
The car a man drives says a lot about him, especially Michael Knight, that Kitt is such a gossippy little bitch.
A smoking hot Russian chick just asked how to find apartment 404 in my building. I said "404 not found?".
It'd be funny if it weren't true.
Tequila is the Clear History button of my brain.
I like a balanced diet. If it balances on the table, I eat it.
The Occupy #Adelaide mob are finally gone. I suspect the only effect the 2-week love-in will have is a bunch of welfare babies in 9 months.