you know you're eating potato chips by the handful when they're cutting the fuck outta the roof of your mouth. #fatbastardtweet

How dare you call yourself America's favorite pasta sauce, Ragu.

Twitter will be so much better when all these love birds get dumped.

This new Ninja Turtles cartoon is a mockery to my childhood and I blame the far right republicans

@_iluvmylife it's called "I Spit on Your Grave."

fuck this laundry though.. i'll get it done early in the morning

@x0x0_thique ayyyy i was watching your video with your sister and keith the other night!

Babyface was the shit too. *SIGH*.. I miss music from when I was younger.

OOOOH ya'll remember Jodeci - Lately? Man, I'm about to burn me a couple of CD's for the car.

SWV - Right Here... that was my shit too.

If I could, I'd be having sex at least twice a day. How I made it this far with this ridiculously high sex drive is beyond me.

squidward is eating his first krabby patty

its cool. it be like that sometimes.

i hate these animal cruelty commercials. almost blew my high

This song is so stupid. Fuck you Beyonce.

you look stupid when you change your relationship status to "its complicated" on facebook and have the nerve to be mad about ppl in your biz

so, for example, when you type "qood" but mean "good".. what happens when you capitalize. do you say "Qood?" that's fucking stupid.

if you're following me and i'm not following you, mention me and i'll follow.

I need a date.

my tats need some sun