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I'm just discovering that Sheryl Crow can't sing. All these years of loving "All I Wanna Do"- wasted.
No mas pantalones.
They should rename the Prius the Silent Ninja Deathmobile. I almost got eco-friendly ran the eff over.
Question- does Costco sell a box of tampons large enough so that I don't have to buy another box ever again until I'm menopausal?
Some asshole in a Prius almost ran me off the road. Funny how "asshole" and "prius" are used in the same sentence a lot.
People who like buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans probably also enjoy sex with their cousins.
Job interview today. When asked what skills I possess, I'll be sure to mention my ability to pick things up with my toes.
I think I need Cheez-It rehab.
Lawrence of A-labia #dickmovies
One Flew Over the Cockoo's Nest #dickmovies
Single White Shemale #dickmovies