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I was following a whole lot of wannabe comedians & then overnight they all turned into these expert social commentators.
Update on the duvet sock society, it's definitely becoming multicultural there's cotton, polyester & blends in there.
Turns out all those socks that went missing in the wash were just starting a new society in my duvet cover.
I learned from the news today that babies survive longer stormwater drains than they do in hot cars unless it's raining.
People keep comparing ecig mods with cock & I'm starting to wonder why we never did that with cigars, those things are smoking hot.
I'd pay to walk a mile in someone else's shoes
It's pretty unfair how in the US they have Bette & Dot from American Horror Story but in Australia we just get The Veronicas from Brisbane.
I'm thinking the person whose job it is to put ads in movies on TV hasn't had training because they keep putting them in terrible positions.
Someone called me a cockstacker which is weird because I haven't seen anything Charlie Sheen was in since 1986 & I got burned by The Wraith.
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