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Let's go out together & play spot the future tattoo coverup customers.
That guy who keeps saying your name wrong probably just has mental problems so don't worry about it Julie, Julia..Juliet?
This kitten has big paws. Nurse give me 10 ml of Neutrogena stat.
Just discovered you can send DMs to yourself & I'm thinking it's about time I got a bit sexy with muesli.
An eternity ring is what she gives me when I'm late getting home from work.
Just waiting for the Australian media to tell me when I should support medicinal cannabis, last time I heard from them it was still evil.
The war on illicit drugs is now the war on changing laws so we can tax those billions of dollars people keep spending on illicit drugs.
But I'm no expert.
People keep asking what I think about medical marijuana & I say I think it looks pretty good.
It's funny how cocaine stings your eyes but feels good in all the other bits.
I bet those immortal jellyfish are wishing they'd kept their fucking mouths shut.
I've been electrocuting people all day, static electricity is probably my superpower & I just don't know how to use it yet.
Calligraphy is a lost art, these days you have to watch Pawnstars if you want to get bored by some old letters.
Ask your doctor about capped price servicing.
When I was growing up weed was for criminals & alcohol was for friends, these days weed is for cancer & alcohol gives it.
Stupid tweets are like this.
I couldn't make it through dry Julie.
I asked if I could pick her up & she said the storm's set in grab your rain gear, so now I feel stupid walking her home with this reindeer.