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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    If I can't log in to Instagram then that means I'm probably spam right?

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    I'm going to start saying "hashtag" in front of everything and see if it takes off.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    There are good people, bad people & people who bash your car door with their shopping cart, I don't know what category those people are in.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    I guess those kids who buried some kittens and mowed over their heads years ago are all grown up & have their own kittens & Twitter accounts

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Vaginas are a bit like like new homes in the way that it's pretty hard to find one still nestled in some beautiful bush.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    David Koch is probably more likeable now he has dementia but gee that came on quickly didn't it.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    I mean it is kinda misleading but I'll let you guys discuss.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    If you haven't actually been on the show Survivor & instead you're a cancer survivor should you be allowed to put it in your bio?

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    I'll be thinking of you

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    I just hope everyone reached their goals on Twitter this week, if not chin up guys there's always next week :)

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    If Australia had relaxed gun laws I wouldn't have even had to pay for those avocados, am I right Americans!

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Ever buy expensive avocados, find out they're all rotten inside then look at your receipt & realise that's why you rang them up as carrots?

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    It's pretty hard to recognise a movie star just by looking at the back of their head unless it's Ben Affleck.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Weird how a toddler can drown in 3 inches of water but that's not enough to cover Grandma's corns.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Not everyone finds the perfect partner in life but some people find the perfect hairstyle & keep it forever.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Tattoos are just scars with stories about what's going to happen in the future.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Insurance companies killed the Good Samaritan but gave a whole lot of out of work actors jobs.

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  • Aspersioncast
      greg @Aspersioncast

    Begin Again might have been really good after the beginning with Keira Knightley singing but now no one will ever know.

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  • Aspersioncast
     
    greg @Aspersioncast

    @gavinpivott You’re gonna need some chest hair

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