@_wonderfrankie #YouKnowYoureDominicanWhen wash your panties in the shower with you and hang them to dry on the Curtain Rod.

@philjackson11 So this account is for you to suck your own dick all day? ok. ok.

Steve Blake looks like an extra retarded @nealbrennan

@lolojones Miguel hits hurdles also.  https://vine.co/v/b9q1DJrUFMa 

If you see Major World Commercials on MTV it's about that time for #WashingtonHeights

1 yr olds don't know how good they have it. Being pushed around all day on a recliner w/ wheels with an endless supply of juice & cheerios.

My Saturday nights officially belong to #NYER on @disc_health @iamkatieduke

Bobby V needs to pull a D'Antoni and resign after this game.

If Drake's "Marvin Room" title is a reference to Marvin Gaye's old recording studio..I'm not mad.

TIME FOR THE PERCOLATOR!

IM's I receive: "man i hate timberland, his beats sound like an underwater nightclub that plays slave hymn remixes"

Who can rap faster than Uptown Cab Dispatchers? Not Bone Thugs.

Singing into a fan was my childhood autotune.

Someone owes @dallas_penn monies. $$$  http://twitpic.com/bkwog7 

Dominicans yell "DALE AGUA!" for anything. I think someone could get shot and someone will race in their chancletas for a cup of water.

Everyone is going to Twitter Jail tonight.

Greatest Female Rapper of All Time: Drake

All this shit makes for is people being paranoid riding the train to work tomorrow.

I hope this Daft Punk album makes Funk and Disco cool to all these young kids like that shit is cool to me. Go back the past was beautiful.

@thekatieduke Btw @abc and @droz gotta get you that @verified connect. Got a superstar waiting. That aint right.