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If it makes a sound, chances are I've told it to shut the fuck up.
Key to life: fill all silence with music.
That little boy from The Middle is up to something... #futureserialkiller
Fuck. I need a churro. It's an emergency.
Pretty sure the apocalypse will happen when Stephen Colbert breaks character.
I love how my new fancy printer takes longer to print than my old shitty printer.