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HOLY SHIT GUYS:"Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram of "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn"
RT if you're actually a bunch of stacked up dogs in a human costume
Presidential Fact: The popular phrase "She wants the D" comes from president Franklin D Roosevelt's high approval rating among women
HOW TO WEAR A FEDORA FOR MEN: 1. don't wear a fedora. 2. don't do it
Cinnamon Challenge is a load of BS, how am I supposed to get out of this cinnamon maze if the walls move? how do i escape the cinnaminotuar
I put "LOOKING FOR: fiendship" instead of friendship on my OKCupid and now I'm a slave on an ancient ship of ghost pirates, please help
Police officer killings is on the rise. sources report that the death toll could get as high as "ideally, all of them"
"I'd like to solve the puzzle? No I don't need to guess any letters. Bush Did 9/11" the letters turn over and the studio audience goes nuts
*looks at a police lineup, points at each person one by one* "me, me, that's me, me irl, also me, me, definitely me, me, unironically me, me
My, if Biggie died in the beginning of March 1997, he had less than 3 months to finish Finall Fantasy 7. I wonder if he ever did
Facebook is for people you know but wish you didn't. Twitter is for people you don't know but wish you did.
Super Mario 64 turned out to be pretty good, but the plot is difficult to follow if you don't play the other 63 Marios first
everyone should love their body but if your way of moving towards that is to body shame other people, good lord please fuck right off
the biggest scam in America is that they're still trying to pass off that old ass city as a NEW York
RT if your bad and dumb
Rape culture? Patriarchy? Pssh whatever, stop making shit up. What? Of course the friend zone is real!
Morticians HATE her! Escape the mortal coil with this one weird trick discovered by a new jersey mom
too tsundere to live, too kawaii to die
Ladies call me rap rock because I keep showing up even though no one missed me or wants me around