"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes"

thanks to @bigoletitties I have learned a whole new language on twitter. I guess it's called Bigoletitese? I'm #byelingwall now

Why do cats have such poor grammar?

When a cashier says "next person in line", they don't mean the first old bag that can run to the register...bitch

@vaughnmuhammad @rooopooo @damienhealy @the1truekellan and they just happened to look like this when assembled: pic.twitter.com/IYeviurEgA

@mrozatheist and bananas

@moonmoney1 @cwestlpn I would imagine a unit that "has very little of that" would be devoid of living patients, or be in a morgue.

All air freshener scent names should end with "& Shit"

3 different takes on the same subject #Alien @dwfrydendall @godmachineuk and @alexpardee #framedstuff pic.twitter.com/knFc7Cfn

Adorable  http://vimeo.com/54953791  #grumpy

Neo-Con world view: #GOP #p2 #tcot #LOL http://t.co/SzOUQX49

#FF the people that make me laugh @robdelaney @elibraden @lolgop @jesuswithissues @ragingteabagger @jakefogelnest @tsagov @egonthecat

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

@brandywilliams you chose a terrible example to use as "proof" that the US is a Christian nation & you were called out on it @southhumanist

@brandywilliams I thought you might have taken a break to learn something about American history. Wishful thinking. @southhumanist

@southhumanist it seems as though @brandywilliams has gone off the air to take care of some technical difficulties

@myirrell lets assume for a second that evolution is wrong (its not). It still does not prove a god. Still no evidence. None. @bitsofbiss

@efrain_jr15 @wosnel mind blown  http://i.imgur.com/UmpOi.gif 

@asianphasion you can stop talking now. You're pathetic. You responded as expected. Congrats @thinkingdutchmn @fronkeylogic @richarddawkins

#mygodis is non-existent, or at least, hiding